vulpesatomicus:

it feels like somebody….

6 days ago |  via |  source | 50657

vulpesatomicus:

waNTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

6 days ago |  via |  source | 50831

vulpesatomicus:

i told you he was onto us

6 days ago |  via |  source | 1519

(Source: wartortles)

1 week ago |  via |  source | 11112

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

1 week ago |  via |  source | 153157

breadmaakesyoufat:

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

image

DELETE YOUR BLOG.

(Source: cosimasratio)

1 week ago |  via |  source | 133260

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

1 week ago |  via |  source | 100692

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

(Source: yoururlsucksandsodoyou)

1 week ago |  via |  source | 618535

allantherobot:

lysistratas:

either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care

You should have gotten extra credit

(Source: lysistratas-moved)

1 week ago |  via |  source | 242335

elestiel:

GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX

  • QUEEN/KING OF _____???
  • PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
  • EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???

bonus points:

  • HEIR TO _____???
  • GOD/GODDESS OF _____???
  • OVERLORD OF _____???
  • GUARDIAN/PROTECTOR OF ____???
  • THE PATRON SAINT OF ____???
  • MASTER/MISTRESS OF ____???

(Source: askboxmemes)